June 14th Humor

Did you hear about the chemist who worked long hours in his basement at night and developed an automatic pool cleaning system? It was a Horatio Algae story.

An adult piano student of mine asked me teach her Pachabel’s Canon, so she could play at a friend’s wedding. After a month of practice, however she had made very little progress, and I warned her that she might not be ready to play the piece at the wedding very soon. “Oh, that’s okay,” she replied, “Her boyfriend hasn’t proposed yet.”

Q: What do you call a robot that always takes the long way?
A: R-2 Detour