June 16 Humor

 * Did you notice how they say George Washington never told a lie but they never make the same claim about Lincoln. Do you think this has anything to do with his being a lawyer?

 * Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.

 @ I drive a Ford focus. Want to know how small the Focus is? You know when you come to a parking spot that you think is open, but it’s not, that is a Focus.