June 18 Humor

 * Our daughter was at an Army retreat in the back woods of Georgia for a leadership training exercise. She had to spend 6 weeks living in the woods in primitive conditions. She called home one weekend and explained she had met one of the men and she was interested in him. She explained, “but because we are not allowed to wear makeup,  he really has no idea what I look like.”

 @ The patient was given the good news after years of therapy and medication the doctor declared him cured of his delusion that he was Napoleon.  “Oh wonderful”, the man exclaimed, “May I use the phone, I need to call Josephine and tell her the news.”

 @ Late at night one of the inmates at an insane asylum yelled out, “I am Napoleon.” Across the hall someone yelled back, “How do you know?”    Napoleon said, “God told me.”    From another room a voice yelled out, “I did not.”