June 19 Humor

* Father was berating his son for not wanting to do his homework again: “Why when Abraham Lincoln was your age he walked 10 miles to school everyday and did his homework by the light of the fire in his cabin.” The son replied, “When John Kennedy was your age he was president.’

* Son: “Dad, do you think the  American Indians were superior to the white men who took this land from them?”    Father: “You bet when the Indians were the sole occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt, no centralized government, no military draft, no foreign aid programs, no banks to pay, no stock markets, no nuclear weapons and their women did all the work. What could be more superior than that?”

@ This morning I read an article that said watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder, it also said that watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder.