June 20 Humor

 * A West Virginia preacher was having a heart to heart talk with one of the weaker souls in the congregation. He was trying to convince him that his habit of drinking moonshine and arguing with the neighbors which led to occasional shotgun blasts was not good for him. The parson said, “Can’t you see Ben that not one good thing comes out of all your feudin and drinkin?” Ben replied, “Well, I sorta disagree with ya there, the drink makes me miss the folks I am shootin’ at.”

 * Zeke asked Buck, “Were you ever married.”  “Sure was, but my wife ran away on me.” “How did that happen.” “She ran away while I was taken a bath.” Zeke offered. “I bet she waited a long time for that opportunity.”

 @ A Texan died and went to the pearly gates. After a few days in heaven his bragging was getting on everyone’s nerves. No matter where he went in paradise he always said Texas had something better. Finally, Saint Peter took him to the edge of heaven and pointed straight down into the fiery depths of hell and asked, “Do you have something like that in Texas?” “No sir,” the oilman replied, “but we have some guys down in Houston who can put it out.”