June 19th Humor

@ This morning I read an article that said watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder, it also said that watching TV can lead to attention deficit disorder.

* Son: “Dad, do you think the  American Indians were superior to the white men who took this land from them?”    Father: “You bet when the Indians were the sole occupants of this land, they had no taxes, no national debt, no centralized government, no military draft, no foreign aid programs, no banks to pay, no stock markets, no nuclear weapons and their women did all the work. What could be more superior than that?”

Confiding in a coworker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I would lose my job. She was concerned and said she would pray for me. I know that she keeps a list of 10 people she believed needed her prayers the most. So I asked her if she had room on that link list for me, “Oh yes,” she replied. “don’t worry, three of those people have already died.”