June 20th Humor

* Zeke asked Buck, “Were you ever married.”  “Sure was, but my wife ran away on me.”  “How did that happen.” Buck responded, “She ran away while I was taken a bath.” Zeke offered. “I bet she waited a long time for that opportunity.”

This guy was so boring that when he fell overboard from a cruise ship, the sharks circled  him three times and then lost interest.

A lady was visiting the aquarium. “Can you tell me whether I can get a live shark here?” The attendant asked. “Why a live shark? What would you do with a shark.” “My neighbor’s cat has been eating the goldfish out of my pond and I want to teach him a lesson.”