June 22 Humor

 * A farmer was detained for questioning about election fraud. “Did you sell your vote?” The US attorney asked. “No sireee, not me,” the farmer protested. “I voted for that there fella cause I liked him.” “Come on, now,” threatened the attorney, “I have video evidence that he gave you 20 dollars.” “Well now,” the farmer said. “it’s plain common sense that when a fella gives you 20 dollars you’re gonna like ’em.”

 * I’m not going to say the election was rigged, but the winner got votes from three out of every two registered voters.

 @ The reason I climb mountains is because they are there. That is the reason everyone else goes around them.