June 22nd Humor

* A farmer was detained for questioning about election fraud. “Did you sell your vote?” the US attorney asked. “No sireee, not me,” the farmer protested. “I voted for that there fella cause I liked him.” “Come on, now,” threatened the attorney, “I have video evidence that he gave you 20 dollars.” “Well now,” the farmer said. “it’s plain common sense that when a fella gives you 20 dollars you’re gonna like ’em.”

A guy walks into a Dunkin’ Donuts with a thermos and says, “Excuse me, how many cups of coffee you think this thermos will hold?” She says, “I think it’s a 7 cup thermos.” He says, “All right, I will have four black and three with cream and sugar.”

Two women were taking their morning break and talked about trying to lose weight. As they got into it, one pulled a giant donut from her purse.   “Is that allowed on your diet?” the first woman  asked.   “It’s OK on my second diet,” the eater replied.   “You mean you are on two diets? I don’t get it.”    “I had to change, the first diet did not give me enough to eat.”