June 22nd Humor

* I’m not going to say the election was rigged, but the winner got votes from three out of every two registered voters.

@ The reason I climb mountains is because they are there. That is the reason everyone else goes around them.

A guy walks into a Dunkin’ Donuts with a thermos and says, “Excuse me, how many cups of coffee you think this thermos will hold?” She says, “I think it’s a 7 cup thermos.” He says, “All right, I will have four black and three with cream and sugar.”