June 23rd Humor

* My new secretary presented a letter for me to sign near the end of the day. Unfortunately, I found a mistake in it. I signed it and gave back to her anyway to be mailed, but she did not want to have it go out that way and reran the letter. When I came back to the office, there was the letter with a post it note on it marked “Please Resign.”

@ My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf boyfriend. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

While examining  an elderly, slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest I placed a stethoscope on her chest and said,  “Big breaths.”   “Yes, they used to be,” remorsed the patient.