June 24th Humor

* The angry customer at the truck stop demanded, “What you call this slop, tea or coffee? It tastes more like gasoline.” The waitress replied, “If it  tastes like gasoline, I guarantee its coffee. Our tea tastes like dishwater.”

# A hypocrite is someone who complains there is too much sex and violence on his DVR.

One of my professors at college made a dour announcement at the opening of class one day. “Many of you know me and many of you have met my dog, Gus who comes to the office with me. Obviously one of you has not. I apologize to whoever slipped his term paper under my office door. My dog ate your homework.”