June 24th Humor

* The angry customer at the truck stop demanded, “What you call this slop, tea or coffee? It tastes more like gasoline.” The waitress replied, “If it  tastes like gasoline, I guarantee its coffee. Our tea tastes like dishwater.”

# A hypocrite is someone who complains there is too much sex and violence on his DVR.

Women’s liberation will not have been achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she’s attractive to the opposite sex. We read about an absent minded woman driving away and forgetting her husband at the filling station. There are as many men as there are women rushing home from work to prepare dinner.