June 25 Humor

When we were only married for a few months, we had one of my wife’s friends over for dinner. During the meal our guest broke one of the forks. I spoke up, “Don’t worry about it, Helen it was just a cheap set.” My wife glared at me and said, “Honey, Helen gave us that set as wedding gift.”

Our son-in-law, who is Japanese, hosted a dinner for the family at a local Japanese restaurant. When we picked up our chopsticks, he asked the waiter for a fork. “You’re Japanese,” commented my nephew. “Why are you the only one not using chopsticks?” With a laugh, my son in law replied, “I like to show off how well I can eat with a fork.”

@ When I was a kid we always played cowboys and indians, and I was always an indian. Today I have my own casino.