June 27th Humor

* For about three weeks I owed my friend George $25. All the time I had the money on me; but he did not know it. We’re walking out of a club in New York City, at about 2:30 in the morning and we got held up. The thief said, “Give me all your dough.” I said, “Wait I minute. George here is the $25 I owe you.” Then the thief took $1000 of his own money and he gave it to George. At gunpoint he made me borrow the thousand dollars from George.

@ Congressman addressing the House of Representatives: “Never before have I heard such ill-informed, wimpy, backstabbing drivel as you as that just uttered by my respected colleague, the distinguished gentleman from Ohio.”

At 37, I am no longer in my mid 30’s, I am a two boxer.  “What are you?”   ” A two boxer: the birthday candles come in boxes of 36.”