June 29th Humor

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but he has to do it while you’re eating dinner.

Thanks to the Interstate highway system you can now drive across the entire country without seeing any sights.

The school superintendent greeted the school secretary and commented, “I hear you are going to be a grandma.” “Will that be the daughter I met last year?” She answered, “It is my son and his wife. My daughter and her husband can’t possibly have any children until they learn to make ends meet.”