June 2nd Humor

A group of scientists have started attaching sensors to sharks to help predict hurricane intensity. They’re hoping the information they gather will save enough lives to offset the number of lives lost attaching sensors to sharks.

@ A gravitationally enhanced woman struggled to make her  way up the stairs to get into the city cable car. She looked at the man waiting behind her and snapped, “If you were a man you would help me into this car” He responded, “If you were half a woman you would not need any help getting on this bus.”

* One Orlando, Florida, man’s counterfeiting scheme was really bogus because he decided to print several million Polish zlotys, the total worth of not more than $300. What put their black market operation in the red was the fact the printing equipment  he purchased to counterfeit zlotys cost him $19,000.