June 2nd Humor

@ The cable car was already crowded when the very fat woman entered. She stood for a moment glaring at the seated passengers. “Isn’t some gentlemen going to offer me a seat ” she asked? At this, one exceptionally small man rose. “Well,” he said rather shyly, “I’m willing to make a contribution.”

A group of scientists have started attaching sensors to sharks to help predict hurricane intensity. They’re hoping the information they gather will save enough lives to offset the number of lives lost attaching sensors to sharks.

* One Orlando, Florida, man’s counterfeiting scheme was really bogus because he decided to print several million Polish zlotys, the total worth of not more than $300. What put their black market operation in the red was the fact the printing equipment  he purchased to counterfeit zlotys cost him $19,000.