@ One day I walked up behind my wife of 19 years and whispered into her ear, “I love you.” Without saying a word, she went over and marked it on the calendar.
@ Our little girl studied the calendar and asked, “How many good days are there left until Christmas?”
# With the cutbacks at our company everyone was doing more work in the same amount of time. My supervisor handed me another task to complete and I said, “I do not know how I can get this done. I am already doing two people’s work and I am overloaded.” His reply was, “Work through lunch.” I responded, “I already worked at lunchtime.” His rejoinder, “Then take a longer lunch.”