* “Who will your wife vote for”? “She will vote as I do”. “And whom will you vote for”? “Well, I haven’t talked it over with my wife yet”.
@ One day I walked up behind my wife of 19 years and whispered into her ear, “I love you”. Without saying a word, she went over and marked it on the calendar.
# With the cutbacks at our company everyone was doing more work in the same amount of time. My supervisor handed me another task to complete and I said, “I do not know how I can get this done. I am already doing two people’s work and I am overloaded.”
His reply was, “Work through lunch.” I responded, “I already worked at lunchtime.”
His rejoinder, “Then take a longer lunch.”