June 30th Humor

@ One day I walked up behind my wife of 19 years and whispered into her ear, “I love you.” Without saying a word, she went over and marked it on the calendar.

# With the cutbacks at our company everyone was doing more work in the same amount of time. My supervisor handed me another task to complete and I said, “I do not know how I can get this done. I am already doing two people’s work and I am overloaded.” His reply was, “Work through lunch.”  I responded, “I already am working through lunchtime.”  His rejoinder, “Then take a longer lunch.”

A fisherman was lugging a fish about as big as him down the pier to the wonder of the other guys standing around. Along the way he met a buddy who had a stringer with several fish on it. The proud fisherman dropped his oversized catch with a plop and said, “Howdy, Al” and waited for a comment. The fisher buddy looked over the beast and thought and thought then said, “only caught one, eh?”