June 3rd Humor

# At a Washington cocktail party two strangers strike up a conversation. After a few minutes of small talk, one asked, “Have you heard the latest White House joke?” The second fellow held up his hand. “Wait, before you begin, I should tell you that I work in the White House.” “Oh don’t worry,” the first man replied, “I’ll tell it very slowly.”

Abe and Sadie make a rare appearance in shul. It’s probably true to say that they are not the most religious of Jews. In fact they only go to shul two or three times every year – and this is one of those days. At the end of the service, Abe shakes Rabbi Rose’s hand and says, “Sadie and I both thoroughly enjoyed your service today, Rabbi.” Rabbi Rose replies, “It’s nice of you to say so, Abe, so why don’t you and Sadie come here more often?” “It’s difficult,” replies Abe, “but at least we keep the Ten Commandments.”
“That’s really good to hear,” says Rabbi Rose. “Yes,” says Abe proudly, “Sadie keeps 6 of them and I keep the other 4.”

A guy walks into a Dunkin’ Donuts with a thermos and says, “Excuse me, how many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?” She says, “I think it’s a 7 cup thermos.” He says, “All right, I will have four black and three with cream and sugar.”