June 4th Humor

* I drive a Ford focus. Want to know how small the Focus is? You know when you come to a parking spot that you think is open, but it’s not, that is a Focus.

# Although I am of Chinese descent, I never really learned to speak Chinese. One evening, I came home boasting about a wonderful meal I’d had in Chinatown. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the name of the restaurant but was able to write the Chinese character that was on the door and show it to my mother. “Do you know what this says?” Mom asked with a smile. It says “pull.”

@ A friend parked his car at the supermarket and as he walked into the store he passed a woman returning an empty shopping cart. A woman asked, “Excuse me sir, do you want my shopping cart?”  He answered, “No, I don’t. I’m only after one thing.”  She pushed the cart and away and muttered “typical male.”