June 6th Humor

@ Eating at a sidewalk café in California our waitress looked like a real surfer girl. Long blond hair, a great tan and athletic build. The girl waitied as my wife mulled over the menu then asked the waitress, “Is the roast beef rare?” The girl replied, “Well no. We have it, like every day.”

* Isn’t it really wonderful the way the keep trying to update those old movies, next year they’re going to make Frankenstein again with a nude scene.

United now offers passengers up to $10,000 to leave overbooked flights.. Now they’ll need to drag passengers ON the plane.