June 7 Humor

 * The judge had gotten involved with the testimony dealing with a cantankerous Kentucky Colonel. Unable to get straight answers from the man the judge said: “They call you a Colonel, what regiment were you in?”  The man drawled, “Wall, you see the Colonel in front of my name is like the honorable in front of your name, it don’t mean nothin.”

 @ The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”

 @ Hall of fame pitcher Lefty Gomez was not a very good hitter. When asked he ever had broken a bat he replied, “Only one time, when I ran over it backing out of the garage.”