March 10th Jokes

* I joined a Civil War reenactment club. Next weekend, were burning down Atlanta.

I had my first kidney stone after I had played tennis; it was so painful I gave up tennis. A few years later, I had a second kidney stone right after having sex; I gave up tennis again.

Q: Why did the worker at the Pepsi bottling factory get fired?
A: He tested positive for Coke!