March 13th Jokes

* In a letter to the editor of a South Carolina newspaper, a reader wrote, “I’m in favor of daylight saving time. I have planted a vegetable garden for many years and find it does much better with an extra hour of sunlight every day.”

* I was supposed to meet my wife at the food court in the mall at 2:15. When I arrived she was not there so I asked the couple at an adjacent table for the time. Checking his watch, the man told me it was 2:10   Later, the man’s jacket fell off his chair. He rose to dust it off and saw me still waiting. “If you must be somewhere,” he said, “the time is 2:35.” “Actually, I’m waiting for my wife,” I answered.  Glancing at his watch again commented,  “in that case today is Sunday the 18th.”

@ A thief was chilled to the bone after getting trapped in the cooler of a Longhorn Barbecue restaurant in Spokane, Washington. The frozen felon accidentally let the cooler door close behind him when he went in to purloin some sirloin. The Sheriff’s deputies thawed the thief out and they noticed he was completely covered in barbecue sauce. The man had been hugging huge racks of still warm left over barbecue ribs as his only source of heat.