March 13th Jokes

* My husband, Robert and I were watching television late on Saturday evening in April and he went to bed. I stayed up to see the end of the program. Before retiring, I turned the clocks ahead for daylight saving time. The next morning the alarm woke us up for church. When we arrived at church, the building was still dark no one was there. “I can’t imagine what’s wrong,” I said, “I turned the clocks ahead.” “So did I,” Robert quietly replied.

@ The phone rang at the National Weather Service where I was a meteorologist, and the caller asked what the wind chill factor would be at the current temperature of 0°F plus a wind of 60 miles an hour. I explained that we did not have any wind now to cause a windchill.   ” I know that,” she said. “My husband just drove his motorcycle down the Thruway at 60 miles an hour and now I’m desperately trying to thaw him out in the kitchen.”

We subscribe to two daily papers. Once we went away for two weeks vacation and forgot to stop delivery. On our return, a neighbor told me he had taken care of the problem. “Thanks Paul,” I said “did you cancel them?” “No,  I’m no fool,” he replied. “I canceled mine.”