* Wally & Sven go on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. Sven says, “The way I figure it, will be, each one of these fish cost us $400. ” Wally says, “Well, at that price it’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more than we did.”
* Recent studies claim there are millions of adults who can’t read or count and if you don’t believe it, take a look at the folks in front of you at the high speed checkout line.
@ What is the oddest thing about belonging to a support group for hypocondriacts? Every member calls in sick, but they all show up for the meeting.