March 16th Jokes

* A prim old lady was at a family party and finally talked into having a sip of whiskey. She tried a little and then a little more and then got a very puzzled look. She offered, “How odd, this tastes just like the medicine my husband has been taking for years now.”

* We had an old cat named Tiger that needed medication everyday. Needless to say, the cat did not consider this a good time. So every night my husband would get a big towel, to wrap around the cat. He wrestled the toweled cat between his knees and forced its mouth open and put the pill down its throat. This worked pretty well, until one night the squirming cat wiggled away and my husband dropped the pill which rolled across the floor. Tiger bounded after the pill and promptly ate it right up.

@ The sergeant stood over the private and tested him asking, “What is the first thing you do when cleaning a rifle?” The private replied, “Look at the serial number.”  “What has that got to do with it?” bellowed the sergeant.  “To make sure I am cleaning my own gun.”