March 18th Jokes

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

@ Recently my Visa card was stolen. Now it is everywhere I want to be.

The barber was trying to encourage a man not to worry about getting a shave. The barber said, “We pay you a dollar for every knick we make that draws blood. Why, sometimes customers walk away from here with a whole lot of money.”