* Actually all this snow is not that bad. Today I can say that my lawn looks just as good as my neighbor’s.
* We had a neighbor who worked second shift and every night about 12:20 am he would pull into his driveway and by virtue of the way the buildings were situated his headlights would flash into our bedroom. My husband would wake up and deliver a tirade about how inconsiderate people were. One night I awoke to feel my husband tossing and turning and being uncomfortable. I asked, “Are you ill?” “No”, he said, “but it is nearly 2:00 am and the neighbor is not home yet. I am starting to worry about him?”
* I was reading the paper before supper and when we sat down to eat I told my wife that I had read something interesting in the newspaper. “That most car accidents happen within 5 miles of home.” She stopped, cocked her head in thought and asked, “Do you think we should move?”