March 21st Jokes

* The optimist sees a glass that’s half full. The pessimist sees the glass is half empty. An engineer sees the glass is twice as big as needs to be.

@ What’s the difference between an opera soprano and a Rottweiler?  Jewelry

*  We invited our friends Bob and Sheila to a special dinner. While my wife, Leigh prepared the meal, I rushed out to buy just the right wine. Everything seemed perfect as we sat down at the dinner table, until I noticed that the ice bucket held an inferior wine. Honey, I said “please bring out the bottle I purchased tonight. Bob and Sheila deserved better than this.” “Dear,” my wife replied quietly, “Bob brought the wine.”