March 23 Humor

@ The panhandler asked the guy walking down Euclid avenue, “Will you give me $2 for a sandwich?”    The man responded, “I don’t know. Let me see the sandwich.”

Veterinarian to a couple with a new puppy: “Sure he comes with papers. How many bundles would you like?”

@ I order club sandwiches all the time and I’m not even a member. I don’t know how I get away with it.