March 23rd Jokes

* The 1st Airborne Reconnaissance Company had a problems getting central to supply them with reserve parachutes for their troops. They had written and called and requisitioned, but the needed chutes never came. One day the got a letter from headquarters trying to resolve the situation. Among other excuses the clerk asked, “Since the primary parachute open successfully most of the time, is there a continuing need for these reserve chutes?”

@ The panhandler asked the guy walking down Euclid avenue, “Will you give me $5 for a sandwich?”    The man responded, “I don’t know. Let me see the sandwich.”

A woman at my friend’s pet shop pointed to a Labrador puppy. “I want that one,” she said, “but I don’t want the floor model.”