March 23rd Jokes

@ The panhandler asked the guy walking down Euclid avenue, “Will you give me $5 for a sandwich?”    The man responded, “I don’t know. Let me see the sandwich.”

Three race horses were bragging about their race averages. “I won 5 out of 20 races,” said the first horse.
“Oh yeah? I won 15 out of my 30,” said the second. “Hah! I won 50 out of 60,” said the third.
Hiding behind a hay bale, a Greyhound was listening in on the conversation. He steps into view and says, “Well I won 99 out of 100 of my races.” The third horse looks at the second horse and says, “WOW!! A talking dog!”

A woman at my friend’s pet shop pointed to a Labrador puppy. “I want that one,” she said, “but I don’t want the floor model.”