March 26th Jokes

* My nephew doesn’t like vegetables, so his mother told him that brussels sprouts were fairy cabbages. This worked well until he started kindergarten. He announced when he came home, “I am not eating those fairy cabbages anymore. My friend told me that they’re not fairy cabbages. They’re brothel sprouts.”

* Life expectancy would be lengthened and waistlines shrunken if green spinach smelled as good as bacon.

Two people were in line at Starbucks and the woman turned to the man and said, “Please don’t embarrass me again by asking for a plain coffee.”