March 27th Jokes

After I spoke at a grade school assembly about veterans, a student asked, “Were you ever in a war?”  “Yes, two,” I said. “World War II and Korea.”  The girl’s follow-up question: “Which war did you like best?”

@ Will and Ray, a couple of farmers, met at the town hardware store on Saturday. Willie lamented, “I had some problems with my herd. My prize bull was impotent, so I called the vet and he gave him some medicine and now he seems to be doing fine.” The next week Ray met Willie again and said,  “My Bull has had problems too.  What was that medicine the vet prescribed?”  “I don’t know,” answered Willie, “but it tastes like chocolate.”

When our ship stopped in the Atlantic Ocean for a “swim call,” the chief boatswain noticed how nervous I was. “Don’t worry,” he assured me. “You are never more than three miles from land.” Then he added, “Straight down.”