March 2nd Jokes

@ Before a major college basketball game between two top 20 teams, one student nudged another and said, “Look at that player. I wonder what’s the matter with him? He looks so depressed.”  “Haven’t you heard?” said his teammate. “It’s because his father is always writing him for money.”

@ “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?”   “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful,” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, but his B’s are a little bit crooked.”

* A group of people were having a discussion on a porch in New Hampshire. A car came by, the driver, looking for directions, said,   “We’d like to go to Manchester.” The porch sitters thought for a moment and replied, “We have no objection.”