March 3 Humor

* A gas company meter reader had an apprentice with him one day and they were teasing each other about their age difference. After reading a meter in the basement of a house the senior guy challenged the young guy to a foot race to the next house. As soon as they broke the door they took off running at top speed. When they stopped around the corner they were surprised to find the lady from the last house running right behind them. They asked her what she was doing and she replied, “I don’t know, but when I saw the two men from the gas company run away from my house, I figured I had better get out of there too.”

@ “Haven’t I seen your face before?” The judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.    “You have, your honor,” the man answered hopefully   “I gave your son’s violin lessons last winter.” “Yes,” recalled the judge slamming his gavel on the bench, “20 years.”

@ The terms for politicians should be 10 to 20 with no possibility of parole.