March 30th Jokes

* To qualify for an “Are you smarter than a fifth grader” type contest there was an entry exam. One of the questions was: “What is the oldest desert in the world?” The man’s answer was “apple pie.”

@ My husband was just coming out of the anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital.  I was sitting at his bedside when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute.” I asked, “What happened to beautiful?” “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.

As a freshman at Miami University I took part in my share of dorm pranks. So wasn’t too surprised when I became the object of one. I was in my room just before lunch the best meal of the day in our campus and the door was barricaded with the vending machine. I pounded on the door and hollered to be let out, only to be met with loud laughter from the hallway then hitting upon an idea, I quickly tied bedsheets together and tied one end to the bunk bed and put the other end out of the third-floor window. The quiet in my room made the pranksters curious. They pushed aside the barricade and opened the door. Seeing my escape route, they thought they had been had. When I was sure they’d left, I crawled out from under the bed and proceeded to lunch.