March 31st Jokes

* A shy, awkward freshman sat on the sidelines of the dance and finally got up the nerve to ask a beautiful girl for a dance. She looked at him disdainfully and said, “I never dance with a child.” The freshman looked her over and said, “I am sorry, I did not know you were pregnant.”

@ I drive a Ford Fiesta. Want to know how small the Fiesta is? You know when you come to a parking spot that you think is open, but it’s not, that is a Fiesta.

# “Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said , “No.”  “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.”   “I know, darling, but he is insured.”