March 3rd Jokes

There were two flags flying outside a San Diego press conference to announce the coming of the Moscow Circus. The tag on the Russian flag said “Made in the USA.” The tag on the American flag said “Made in China.”

@ The terms for politicians should be 10 to 20 with no possibility of parole.

My grandfather was sipping a beer when he confessed to me that he drank more than usual the day before. “What is more than usual,” I asked. “A case.” “You can drink a case of beer in a day?”   “Well,” he grumbled defensively, “it doesn’t take all day.”