March 8 Humor

@ An enthusiastic fisherman was bragging about his trip to a Colorado river. One friend asked, “Are there really any trout in that river.” “Thousands of them,” came the reply.  “Will they bite easily?” came the next question. The traveler responded, “Will they bite? They are vicious. A man has to hide behind a tree to bait his hook.”

# My father-in-law, who owned a used car lot, received an early-morning call from Han, the Vietnamese immigrant he had hired as a handyman. Han had heard a radio report about a blizzard that was headed their way he was worried about the cars outside in the lot. My father-in-law assured him that they would be fine where they were. Han then asked where the toilet tissue was because he was going to clean the restrooms, he was told it was locked office cabinet. “I don’t understand American ideas,” he sighed. “Thousands of dollars worth of cars out in the storm, but toilet paper is under lock and key.”

@ As we were preparing for a fishing trip, my husband looked at me lovingly. “What’s on your mind”? I asked. “Oh,” he replied, “I was just thinking what great lures your earrings would make.”