March 8 Humor

@ An enthusiastic fisherman was bragging about his trip to a Colorado river. One friend asked, “Are there really any trout in that river.” “Thousands of them” came the reply.  “Will they bite easily?” came the next question. The traveler responded, “Will they bite? They are vicious. A man has to hide behind a tree to bait his hook.”

My wife comes home and I have spread crap all over the house, she cleans it up. I come home and she’s organized the refrigerator magnets in perfect rows and columns. Now tell me, which one of us is nuts.

# My father-in-law, who owned a used car lot, received an early-morning call from Han, the Vietnamese immigrant he had hired as a handyman. Han had heard a radio report about a blizzard that was headed their way he was worried about the cars outside in the lot. My father-in-law assured him that they would be fine where they were. Han then asked where the toilet tissue was because he was going to clean the restrooms, he was told it was locked office cabinet. “I don’t understand American ideas,” he sighed. “Thousands of dollars worth of cars out in the storm, but toilet paper is under lock and key.”