May 10 Humor

* A Hollywood starlet had just broken off her engagement to her wealthy fiancé. “I saw him in a swim suit one day,” she explained, “and he looked so different without his wallet””

* A man used the ATM and when he picked up his cash, he sneezed twice. The woman behind him in line said, “You must be allergic to money.” “No,” he replied, “I am just having withdrawal symptoms.”

* Visiting Washington DC we went to the mint. We saw how money is made and counted and sorted. We were especially impressed to see skids of dollar bills laying all around the place. After the tour we stopped into the gift shop and made a purchase. I paid the clerk with two twenties, she fumbled around the money drawer and asked, “Can I give you quarters as change? We are all out of dollar bills.”