May 11th Humor

* When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team my parents loved him because they figured any guy who took three hours to make a move was safe.

*  I went to a really tough high school. We then had two chess teams: regular and tackle.

# A man got a flat tire right outside the fence surrounding a county mental hospital. He changed the tire and put the lug nuts in the hubcap. As he moved he kicked the hubcap and the nuts rolled into the sewer. He was stuck then and noticed a man inside the fence watching him. The inmate said, “why don’t you take one lug nut of each of the other wheels to attach the tire until you can get to the garage.” The distressed man said this was brilliant idea, thanked him and said, “I don’t know why you are in such a place.” The inmate said, “I am in here for being crazy not stupid.”