May 13 Humor

* A Columbus, Ohio criminal thought he had found the perfect person to rob. Heck, he would not even have to wear a mask. The would-be robber had targeted a blind man, thinking he would be an easy mark. The robber knew the victim was blind but didn’t know the blind man was a state wrestling champion. When the robber tried to strong-arm his victim he found himself flipping through the air, being slammed roughly to the ground, and held in a half nelson until police arrived.

* A man threw his change at the cup of a blind beggar on the street and some of it missed and came tumbling to the ground and rolled around. The seated man in dark glasses quickly scooped up the spilled coins. The donor spoke up, “I thought you were blind?” “No, I am not the regular blind man that works this corner. I am just taking his place while he is at lunch.”

% A reporter was interviewing Sir Winston Churchill. “What do you say, Sir,” he asked, “to the prediction that in the year 2020 women will be ruling the world?” Churchill smiled his wise old cherub smile, “They still will, eh?”