May 15th Humor

On an evening flight back home I was pleased to be sitting next to an attractive lady who seemed intelligent and was willing to talk. Once in the air, the in-flight meal was served. I gobbled mine down while she hardly touched hers. My seat mate looked at me for a minute and then said, “I really envy your wife.” I took that as a compliment until the rest of the sentence came out. “You will eat anything.”

When I overheard one of my cashiers tell a customer, “We haven’t had it for a while, and I doubt we’ll be getting it soon,” I quickly assured the customer that we would have whatever it was she wanted by next week. After she left, I read the cashier the riot act.  “Never tell the customer that we’re out of anything. Tell them we’ll have it next week,” I instructed her. “Now, what did she want?”  “Rain.”

Do you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a light bulb?  No, but I know where you can look it up!