# A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the “King and I” and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”
* One of my most challenging courses at the University of Denver was a business law class in which the professor gave difficult true – false tests. During one of the more exasperating exams, I noticed another student flipping a coin. The professor approached him. “Son are you guessing on this test”? . “No sir,” said the student, “I was just checking my answers..